Mess with my heart once more and I´ll block you so hard you´ll start to doubt your own existence.

You´re like my first bad habit,

I can live without it, but I can´t give it up.

And even though you´re trouble, I come back for double.

I´m a part of you and you´re a part of me,

and we know it´s wrong but I can´t get free.

And I know the way we go around, I just can´t give you up.

I want that all-consuming, stand-in-the-rain-and-wait-for-you, keep-a-radio-above-my-head, can´t-live-without-each-other Love.

Haha, ok, let´s be serious.

I just want to lay on the couch, maybe hold hands, watch whatever on the TV, and know that I´m the only girl you wanna do it with. That´s it, really.

Hi, I´ll take the forget-pill. Or the fast-forward-pill. Which one is cheaper?

I´m paying with the pieces of my heart, apparently I´ve maxed out the credit card.

Keep the receipt, I don´t wanna know the price.

While feeling sorry for our little insignificant sins, actually the biggest mistake any of us has ever done, and probably never apologized for, is being a little ungrateful FUCK and not appreciating all the most and only important things - the health we´ve been given, the miracle of life around us and within, the opportunities we´ve never used and the whole amazing world we´ve been too blind to see.

All around the world, people want to be loved.

All around the world, they´re no different than us.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”

Then a voice tells me, “Dude, this is going to take more than one night.”

Allow me to join.

But screw the car tires, how the eff am I supposed to walk sexy in heels (instead of looking like a drunk hoe) and not ruin my perfect boots while strolling on this LUNARSCAPE?

Let´s do some last-minute squats,

and instagram our butts back and forth to each other, until they look like …

different butts.

So that we could put our asses into nice (scrunch butt) bikinis and feel OK about it.

Ready, set, go.

Everything that´s ever happened to us - every mistake, every heartbreak, every betrayal, all the right and wrong people - absolutely everything we´ve ever learned - has prepared us for a moment in this life, when we´ll gonna need to use all this knowledge and finally understand the reasons why.

I want to be rich enough to realize that money can’t buy happiness.

Now i am the international representative of The Murphy´s Law.

Don´t try to fix me.

I´m not broken.

“Eww, I don´t go hiking, I hate mud!

.. Unless I pay 50 euros in a SPA and sit in it for 10 minutes.

Girl logic.